THE DREAM...

Idk

selenacravesinsperation:

aletta:

So I told my friend who I thought was cute and she was like

So I was like “WTF bitch.. uh

I asked her who she thinks is cute. She points to this random guy and I’m like..

He’s ugly as fuck. So then she goes

And I’m like

I bring up another guy and she looks at me like

So I look at her back like

We finally agree on a guy that’s cute.

LMAO this is so me and Clauw.

This is how it is for my taste in guys compared to my white friends’ taste in guys.

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screamflydream:

Oh na na, I love to bake. Oh na na, Feed me cake.
Oh na na, watch me belly shake, belly shake, belly shake.
Yeah, I heard you good with them chopsticks,
Yeah you know food to mouth.
The price of a #9 is 8 something, right?
Cuz I’ve been tryina order out awhhh.
Good food, white wine, awh.
I eat a lot in the night time, yeah, okay away we go,
I heard about your food on the radiooooo, get a plate.

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  my house…

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WHO YOU FINNA TRY

Just watch… Lol